Areckz && The Awesome: Archive

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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Be a conscious consumer

Every purchase you make is a vote for that product, that company. Do they share your ideals? If not, do not send your money in that direction. Do your research before you purchase something.

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HUNGER GAMES TRAILER DURING RED CARPETS

so-much-to-love: DEAADDD

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Message me and tell me why you're following me.

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Anonymous asked: Oh, okay. I was gonna say...goddamn! I'm seeing him next weekend, you think I'll be able to meet him? Like does he hang out after shows or anything?

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Anonymous asked: what the fuck how tall are you or are you sitting in that picture with bo LOL

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These are people not to trust:

tommyxvx: asongagainstsex: mynamesjustanoose: sillylions: -People who sleep on their back -People who don’t like spicy food -People who like Dave Matthews Band To be continued… All of this is solid advice. true Anyone who sleeps on their back is a vampire. That’s just science.

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